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    Ha! I don't remember Mr. Clean, but that's funny!

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    It goes like this...

    SAWYER: Are you sure Mike went this way?
    LOCKE: What do you ask?
    SAWYER: Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.
    LOCKE: Why'd you chose that name?
    SAWYER: Well ain't it obvious? All you need is a mop and an earing
    LOCKE: No, your name. Why'd you pick Sawyer?



    I want to hear Michael refer to "The Haunted Damn Jungle" and Shannon refer to "The Rape Caves" and "Craphole island"

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    He should call Locke "Scarface" and Micheal "Judas"

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    Sun: Have you got any pregnancy tests in your stash, Sawyer...?
    Sawyer: Maybe I do, Lucy Liu, but I ain't givin' anything for free.
    Sun gets upset.
    Sawyer to Sun: Just 'cos you're made in Korea ain't no reason to go breakin' down on me... (pauses).... so, you and Jin been doin' the jiggly?
    Sun's Annoyed Now But Also Blushing
    Sun: Sawyer...
    Sawyer: Well whaddya know?! Looks like I can keep the blusher after all!

    (ITEM ACQUIRED: Pregnancy Test Kit)

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