Write people random letters

[Isolation815]

nothing offensive.

Dear Apple
i'd like iTunes to be capable of playing DVDs and managing photos. it would make my life hella easy.

Dear American Eagle
You sent me the same email 3 times this month.
I demand an explanation.

[Sawyers_Stash]

Haha...I do this when I talk...like in my everyday speech. Is that weird?



"Dear Everyone on the street,
Just because I have tattoos does not make it ok to push up the back of my shirt or grab my arms to see them better. If I wanted to look at your bare back, I would most certainly ask you, thats just manners.
-Every tattooed person ever


(We didn't all sign it...but quite a few of us meant to)

[scocub]

Dear guy that works at the liquor store around the corner,

Sorry your life sucks dude, but the real world isn't a Kevin Smith movie so I could do without your smart ass comments about not grabbing the appropriate case of beer. Maybe you should consider putting the boxes you want customer to take up front and the ones you don't want us to take in the back. Make sense?

Sincerely,

Your ex-regular customer

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I like this thread...

Dear dude who just cut me off in traffic:

By looking at your zig-zag pattern of driving, I can tell that you are a man on a mission but please, take a moment to read this letter. I must inform you that everyone in traffic hopes that you crash into the bridge abuttment about a quarter mile ahead. Your unnecessary style of aggressive driving will no doubt allow you to arrive at work 2 minutes earlier than scheduled while increasing the chances of you arriving at a hospital or morgue 200%. We are all impressed at your willingness to sacrifice your life and ours for the sake of the timeclock. Now, please, do us all a favor and either slow down or hang a sharp left at the aforementioned concrete bridge support.

Sincerely,
Drivers Everywhere

***

Dear Television News Media:

I used to enjoy your now discontinued product that was known as "journalism" and would like for it to be relaunched, if possible. See, most people really could care less about the mental state of our nation's attractive and marginally talented pop stars. Instead, I would appreciate a candid and balanced examination of the pressing issues facing our nation and our world. (note, there are other people living outside the U.S. They are known as "the rest of the world" and there are more of them than us)

Sincerely,
Someone Who Prefers The Daily Show to CNN & Fox News.

[calluke]

Dear Lostpedia Thread-Killers,

As much as I love everything you do for this fine community of LOST crazies, like myself, I find there is nothing worse than when I read a thread and all of a sudden, out of the blue, the thread is discontinued because someone has posted, "please do a search before beginning a thread. there is already a thread about this HERE (and the link is from a post in October 2005!).

Signed,

Anonymous

[sawyer540]

Dear Kitty,

I posted a thread asking if you would be my LP wife, but you still haven't given an answer even though you told me you saw it on my page. Please get back to me so that I know whether or not mac_ad is my favorite mod.

[scocub]

Dear Calluke,

Lostpedia forums did not exist in October 2005.

Man hugs,

scocub

[sawyer540]

Dear Calluke,

I'm one of those people that does that because I want to do my part to keep the forums organized.

[CurbFan]

Dear people in the same room as me,

Shut up and get out. That is all.

- Adam.

[scocub]

Originally Posted by CurbFan

Dear people in the same room as me,

Shut up and get out. That is all.

- Adam.

Dear Curb,

Those people are actually inside your head.

Sincerely,

Tyler Durden