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  1. 08-10-2009 04:55 PM #21
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    Television remotes are actually connected to our TV's by tiny strings.


    Oop linkitis...

    Face lifts... don't exist. Celebrities are perfectly good looking.



    ....are they gone now?

    Facelifts are actually done with a crane.


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    Entertainment is very important in our life. For Entertainment i listen song. My favorite song is one love. I like this song very much.

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  2. 08-10-2009 04:57 PM #22
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    When a button is pressed on a television remote, information such as your TV info is sent to the Russian government.


    Edit, triple linkitis!

    Chickenpox has nothing to do with chickens at all! It is actually all about fish!

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    Epic linkitis.

    Skype = a giant robot that is slowly collecting voice data to one day able be a Terminator-like thing. After all...Skype...Skynet.

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    Entertainment is very important in our life. For Entertainment i listen song. My favorite song is one love. I like this song very much.

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  4. 08-10-2009 05:03 PM #24
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    Linkitis is clearly a psychotraumatic brain disease created by the CIA through Al Gore to cause massive disruption of forum usage. Flouoridated water carries linkitis throughout our nation, and it's activated in our neurological system while drinking a glass of water in or around a computer.

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  5. 08-10-2009 05:04 PM #25
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    Linkitis is pre-planned by those involved.

    See that? I pre planned that with DRD

    Sockpuppets are actually not made from socks, but from old gloves!

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  6. 08-10-2009 05:14 PM #26
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    Google is transmitting all your bank info to Nigeria as we speak (no theory, true story)

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    The motherly advice of "Don't run with scissors" started after an incident in the early 20's resulted in a mass impalement of 27 toddlers who were engaged in a vigorous game of "Ring-around-the-rosey" all while holding scissors in their wee hands.

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    Scissors don't cut people, physics cut people!

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    You shouldn't have done that...
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    Plastic bottles & the keys in keyboards are impregnated with a substance that travels from your fingers to your brain, convincing you romance is real.

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  10. 08-10-2009 07:42 PM #30
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    ^lol!

    Scotland is actually part of Ireland, not Brtitain. We have just been lying to the world.

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    You shouldn't have done that...
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