The IRC Film - Panic, Terror, Heroism

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August 12th, a bomb threat has been issued to a hotel in Hawaii, the very same, of which Marik7772003's mother was giving birth to young Marik. At the time, five armed enemy combatants occupied the room, and Marik, had just crawled out of the womb. Using his most primordial instincts, he automatically strangled the terrorists with his umbilical cord. .....5 minutes later, he recieved word that the bomb was on the rooftop, and he was only in the lobby, he had 30 seconds to disarm the bomb.....................................



MARIK7772003, the life, the terror, the heroism


Cast members

Marik7772003 - Hugh Laurie
Kadaj (Sidekick) - Christian Bale
NewP (Sidekick) - Stephen Colbert
AlaskaDave (Sidekick) - Robert Downey Jr
Nickb123 - Steve Buscemi
Bigsimpsin - SAMUEL L (MUTHA F***KING) JACKSON
Seals - Megan Fox
BauerUK - Kiefer Sutherland
Danhm - that dude who plays Hagrid
Froglars - Emilie De Ravin
TimeTravelingBunny - Kristen Bell
Packerswes4 - Christopher Walken
KittyLili - Kate Beckinsale
Fredcar - Kevin Spacey
Typhoony - Orlando Bloom
Lemonade - THE WHITE WESLEY SNIPES
TheAma1 - Gerard Depardieu
Eko - morgan freeman
TokyoRose - Reese Witherspoon
ILMK - Zac Effron
Bleag - Paul Hogan


The story begins....


BauerUK is driving home, and suddenly, he is surrounded by a mob of dutchies, led by Typhoony, their evil leader!

EXPLOSION

*BauerUK's Funeral*

the story starts here

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Those damn dutchies.....TOOK JACK BAUER.........

Kadaj: lol so

NewP: stfu..WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET BACK AT THEM


bigsimpsin: THAT'S SOME F**KED UP REPUGNANT S**T

[marik7772003]

[Marik, Newp, Dave, and Kadaj are sitting around]

MARIK: I am totally awesome.

NEWP: I know, right?

MARIK: NO U

KADAJ: NO U

MARIK: lol, ok those dirty dutchies killed Bauer.

NEWP: O RLY

MARIK: YA RLY

DAVE: NO WAI

MARIK: Yeah, we should do something.

NEWP: O RLY

[to be continued...]

[NewPollution]

TYPHOONY ENTERS:

HAHAHAHA

lachen hardop lachen hardop lachen hardop I AM NEDERLANDS! jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej

[EkoIRC]

Eko: NewP fails

NewP: stfu ekster <3

Eko: kbye

[TimeTravelingBunny]

*Is a doctor. Sighs as she looks at danhm's printouts from her ultra sound machine*

TimeTravelingBunny: Oh my goodness! Bauer can't be dead! Little does anyone know, but BauerUK impregnated danhm through immaculate conception!

[bigsimpsin]

English mofo do you speak it?

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Typhoony: WAT?

[bigsimpsin]

bigsimpsin: SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOFO SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!

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bigsimpsin: SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOFO SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!

Typhoony: STERF, I AM TYPHOONY, KING OF THE DUTCHIES! AND I COME TO SAY, THIS IS WAR!