The IRC Film - Panic, Terror, Heroism

[AlaskaDave]

!k Ceb18

oh wait, that doesnt work in here

jk dude

[NewPollution]

Can I join?

if so can I be Zachary Quinto?

Remember what happened last time you joined?

[AlaskaDave]

remember what happened when YOU joined?



<3

zomg lulz

[shirinma83]

!!!!

!kb shirin



<3

haha I know you like him.

[AlaskaDave]

AD: TokyoHotel is FTMFL
'daj: [just logging on] did anyone get that epic new TH CD?
shirin: (posts on AD's user page)
AD: RAAAAAAGE :/

[cut to Colorado, in marik's house]

Marik: [to Feist] so how was it?
Fesit: Meh.
Marik: Yeah, I can live with that.
/bigs unzips
Bauer: OHHAITHERE
JinsGirl: anyone know how to open a word document?

[irc goes into a frenzy for 10 minutes as we teach JinsGirl about Microsoft Word]

docJ: check this random link out about weird ppl singing in Basque
lkl: whats that link?
bob: your mom
USER KITTYLILI114 HAS QUIT
pb: rawr
AD: "_
NewP: "_
Shirin: "_
AD: !kb NewP
randomJavaUser: HI I think Adam and Eve ar Jack and Kate. Discuss.
AD: !kb randomJavaUser

[lostaddict12]

in #newp

*long conversation of:*
a) drjackzon and wazzipi discussing world governments etc.
b) drjackzon trying to convince nutelLA that she is gay and needs to come out of the closet
* nutelLA has left #NewP

damn it why does that channel even exist

[Ceb18]

Remember what happened last time you joined?

No

[blueeagleislander]

in #newp

*long conversation of:*
a) drjackzon and wazzipi discussing world governments etc.
b) drjackzon trying to convince nutelLA that she is gay and needs to come out of the closet
* nutelLA has left #NewP

damn it why does that channel even exist

You could follow my policy and never go in there.

[lostaddict12]

hey, I was the co-founder. it used to be cool for all practical purposes it's #drjackzon, so it's cool sometimes but gets annoying after a while

[i sell seals!]

[overlooking irc from her ivory tower]
heh, the last movie was over when they rescued me and now they all have forgotten about me. dave deserves the most punishment always, so...

[flashback with seals narrating] so, the other night dave and a few of his friends got a little silly and began to do the truth or dare game. i know, i know, you'd think they were teenage girls, but if you've ever talked to dave, you know how close to true this is. anyways, of the four of them, one guy ended up wearing a sock, one a pink tutu, one a skimpy kilt (scottish style ) and one leiderhosen. all in all embarrassing because of the pics, but nothing a little deleting and a lot of alcohol couldn't fix. but then someone came up with a dare: lets go to the golf course and play a round of golf. mind you, this is alaska in the dead of winter in the middle of the night. and they couldn't put on outerwear, so as soon as they got out of the truck at the golf course, nine irons in hand () the police pulled up and thought they were some sort of neo-village people troop. which usually is ok, but they were tresspassing. and dave was wearing nothing more than a sock. so, yeah, he got arrested. and frostbite [/flashback]