Omegle

[slyce23]

A new website, Omegle.com, allows people to talk to a complete stranger over the internet, no strings attached. I have found this to be a humorous place to release my creative flow. Anyone else used it? And if so, post any funny conversations you've had with people. Here's one I just finished:

You: Have a seat, Agent Bingham
Stranger: thank you sir
You: Bingham, I must discuss your recent field operation, and the semantics with which you completed your mission
You: according to the report filed by Agent Smallton, you pantsed all 12 terrorists, followed by shouting "your mom" at them.
Stranger: Sir, I was only doing my job!! Would you rather terrorists running all over LA?? I may not be the perfect agent but I get the job done!!
You: would you consider your dealings ethical?
Stranger: No, I don't care about ethics, I will do anything to take down these terrorists!!
You: We had 4 of those terrorists' parents call us after your previous mission saying how distraught they were by the entire mission.
You: You are supposed to kill them in cold blood! that is the ethical way to go!
Stranger: Jesus christ sir what do you want me to do?? I tried my best! I killed 16 of them 4 terrorists parents are the least of our worries, what about whats Agent Fraser found in Boston???
You: He reported back. The terrorist bioweapon he found appears to be a pathogen that, when released into the public, will make everyone want to buy pogs again.
You: think of the riots, the panic!
Stranger: POGS!!!?? HOLY CRAP!! I just heard it was some 90's fad I never thought it would be as serious as pogs!! What are we going to do??
You: Our plan is simple: release our own pathogen that will make the public want to buy snap bracelets again. Our hope is that the two extremes will collide, destroy our society, and rebuild it. Stronger than ever.
You: We need you to find all the snap bracelets you can. Bring them to the warehouse
You: We'll be in touch soon, Bingham. While i don't agree with your methods, at least you get the job done.
Stranger: I'll try my best sir but where do you think i can buy such an outdated fad product??
You: hmmm.
Stranger: What's wrong with you sir??? The world is on the brink of destruction and all you can say is hmmm
You: They have been out of fashion for so long. Even our recon Computers have no results.
You: Try MC Hammer's house, for a start.
You: Well, Agent Bingham, I must go.
You: Get this job done.
You: Over and out, Bingham.

[boone18]

*snort*

That is...interesting, and funny!

[Freckles]

LMAO!!! That is pretty damn funny!

[Scott/Steve]

All I could think of was Bing cherries.

[lostaddict12]

haha this is crazy
Kinda reminds me of that I-God thing.

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: burt?
You: ?
You: ernie
You: ?
Stranger: Burt come in this is Ernie
You: oh sup
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: asl
You: 108/other/mars
Stranger: you from canada?
You: nah
Stranger: name julie?
You: nope
You: are you newp
Stranger: 19?
Stranger: answer now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Scott/Steve]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: Hullo there
Stranger: we broke social norms by not saying "hi"
Stranger: how are you?
You: not bad
You: you followed the social norm by asking how am I
You: ponder that one
Stranger: after pondering, I agree
You: you took an awful long time to ponder
You: I do wonder
Stranger: but my curiosity was overtaken, for only so much can be discussed with an unknown stranger
You: you're awfully serious for a total stranger
You: want some sweets?
Stranger: delicious candies?
You: the very best
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: ...go on
You: jujubes
You: do you like jujubes?
Stranger: jujubes are good in certain contexts
Stranger: the movies for instance
You: definitely
You: what of cheese
You: are you one of the dairy inclination?
Stranger: cheese is good
Stranger: or should i say, cheese is gouda
Stranger: HA!
You: HA!
Stranger: see I'm not completely serious
You: you're a humourous one you are
Stranger: myes
You: are you....him?
Stranger: i am indeed
You: what did one snowman say to the other
Stranger: i do not know
You: then you are not him
You: but it's okay
Stranger: then perhaps I do not know who he is
You: clearly it's not you
Stranger: are you looking for him?
You: I was waiting
Stranger: ahh
You: for 3 years in this bloody hatch
Stranger: you cannot constantly be left waiting
You: but 3 days ago
You: I heard a banging on the door
You: that was you wasn't it
Stranger: and?
Stranger: i recall banging on a door recently
You: don't you get it John?
You: I CRASHED YOUR PLANE
You: it's all bloody real
You: it's all bloody real
Stranger: are you a Lost fan?
You: haha you caught on then
Stranger: I've never seen the show!
You: how does that awork
Stranger: but something that absurd has to be from Lost
Stranger: and John
You: clever
Stranger: I know he's a character
You: it would have worked if it wasn't for you meddling kids
Stranger: every episode of scooby doo EVER
Stranger: how does one meddle?
You: by getting in the middle of summat
Stranger: I feel I should spend more time meddling
You: perhaps you should be peddling
Stranger: i do peddle
Stranger: ha
Stranger: pedal
You: you could peddle too
Stranger: you play on those words as if they were a jungle gym
Stranger: I could
Stranger: like a gypsy
You: are you a jungle gypsy?
Stranger: I am not
Stranger: more of a desert gypsy
You: shame
You: righto I'm going to do something more productive
Stranger: i ride the country side, with only my words to exchange
Stranger: yeah im procrastinating as well
You: see you in anutha life brutha
Stranger: and you as well, stranger

Yeah not particularly interesting. That was soooooo awkward. It's like a bad date.

Next I'll try one more interesting later...

[lostaddict12]

Hahahaha SS! That is one awesome convo. You seemed to get along rather well for awkward strangers.

[Fried_Frogurt]

This is awesome....

I keep starting new conversations, trying to find someone who watches Lost.

[lostaddict12]

Stranger: i ate your family
You: ninja
You: are you him?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I scared him with my awesome Lostie-ness.

[fast1]

isn't this like IRC? or chatrooms?