LOST Quote Conversation

[Malion]

LOST has said a lot of great quotes.
In fact, you could write an awesome script just by taking a lot of out of context quotes and jumbling them together.

Thats what I want here.
Give the name of the person, and what they've said.
Make sure it makes half sense with the previous post.

ex.
Jack: If we can't live togther, we're going ot die alone.
Desmond: You're gunna die brotha.
SAWYER: And he's dead cause you threw him out a window?
JACK: I didn't say I was gonna do it. I just wanted you to understand how you're gonna die.

Hopefully it'll be better than that quick jumble. And try to make it funny people.

And I'll start.

DESMOND: Why wouldn’t I want you to catch the birds?

[KittyLili114]

Locke: "Because it's what's best for you."

[Malion]

JACK: I need to know you're never going to do anything like this again. Ever.

[TheWhisperer]

LOCKE: He was a sacrifice the Island demanded.

[Malion]

HURLEY: Did that bird just say my name?

[KittyLili114]

Benry: "I think so."

[Malion]

SAYID: Then why kill me?

[CurbFan]

Ben: I didn't want him to get you pregnant. I suppose I overreacted.

[shirinma83]

Sawyer : "How 'bout that kiss?"...

[Muse]

PAULO: OK, let's do it.