The Backwards Thread

[Malion]

Welcome to the backwards thread... the thread that goes backwards.

It's not a game, it's more like a reversed conversation, in which this post acts as the final post, all other posts come before it.

ex.
1. Well bye then.
2. I have to go.
3. I'd rather talk about pirates than Ninjas.
4. You know what's awesome?! Ninjas!

etc....
You get the picture... now go from here.
My last post starts after the dotted line.

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What does that have to do with anything?... oh gosh, you guys have made this thread so off topic I think it's likely it's going to be closed.

[scocub]

You really should get that rash treated.

[Malion]

You guys have been acting rather rash lately.

[scocub]

I don't get 16 episodes of Lost this season... I'll stop watching.... ;)

[Malion]

Well not really.... there should be 16 episodes... eventually.

[scocub]

How many episodes of Lost are we getting this season... and on an unrelated topic, is Malion smart?

[Malion]

I know all about LOST, especially the upcoming season.

[scocub]

Well, what do you know, then?

[Malion]

I'm afraid I don't know much about elephants... especially not their mating habits.

[scocub]

That's just crazy, but did you know that a pheromone in their urine spurs mating in elephants?

[mike010295]

thats intresting but i found scoub and malion mating with zebras the other day

[scocub]

I heard that mike has a problem with compulsive lying and spelling ;)

[Malion]

Is that so? I'm more of a musical guy myself.
But I'm sure you guys will just change the subject.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Funny you should say that. My flatulance really doesn't make noise.

[ADDICTEDTOTHESHINDIG]

DRD claims to be silent but deadly but that's not what I "heard".

[scocub]

I heard DRD has mad ninja skillz!

[ADDICTEDTOTHESHINDIG]

I'm looking for a bodyguard but it's so hard to find a person with the right training.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Don't you worry about someone attacking you, now that you've won the lottery?

[scocub]

I agree about that concerning Curbfan but it is a dangerous world we live in.

[ADDICTEDTOTHESHINDIG]

Curbfan really shouldn't have taunted those Chavs.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Did you hear that Curbfan stabbed some Chavs with a letter opener, then made fun of them? I hear they're really ticked!

[NickN67]

I think has something to do with a chainsaw, a rabbit and a bottle of cheap wine. On another note I wonder what's going on with Curbfan?

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Dude, no way!!!

Anyways, have you heard why AlaskaDave hasn't been on LP very much lately?

[mike010295]

HIM???? He's the coolest member on here!!

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Please, you can't be serious! I heard mike010295 is a real geek in real life.

[TheWhisperer]

Mike is the coolest person on LP (except for certain people, of course :))

[chubbychickenz431]

who do you think is the coolest person on LP?

[TheWhisperer]

Lostpedia is so cool. Cool pages, cool threads, and cool people :D

[lostaddict12]

So...what's up? This is pretty cool...

[TheWhisperer]

Hey Lostaddict! Nice to see that you're back!

[Losty McLost]

Lostaddict's online! Wow!

And as for you, I'm really offended by that. You've upset me a lot with that comment.

[TheWhisperer]

Yeah, I agree wholeheartedly.

Don't you think Lost McLost is too cool for us?

[Losty McLost]

I suppose, but I'd say that after Lost, the coolest thing on earth is Lostpedia. But I could be wrong.

[TheWhisperer]

Do you think LP is almost as cool as Lost itself?

[chubbychickenz431]

Lets make a comparison! Whisp, you go first!

[mike010295]

I CAN'T BELIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST INSENSITIVE JERK EVER!!!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO MEAN AND INCONSEDERATE!!! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!

to get away from this rudeness lets ask a question:do you think LOST is cool?

[lostaddict12]

I'm online now! But if only Mike wasn't here to bug me...

[mike010295]

i know this is really off topic but lostaddict12 is stupid

[lostaddict12]

Yeah, I liked it but it was a little overrated.

[mike010295]

did you like my recent post that lostaddict12 is stupid? i'll probably post another later too!

[lostaddict12]

duh duh uhh....i want ice cream...for my pet gerbiiiiiiiillllllllllllssssss......doy.....bleh.. ..

[mike010295]

wow! this thread is boring! the next post must be very intelegent

[lostaddict12]

guess what i got a new pad of post it notes isn't that exciting and guess what i'm invisible cause when i walk into a room nobody notices me and....blah blah blah...

[chubbychickenz431]

tell me something that no one would really care about?

[lostaddict12]

okay well that was a bit funny...:D....what do you want to know now?

[mike010295]

did you see lostaddict12 get mauled by that polar bear today?

[Malion]

Thats bizzare.
hmm...
What's the word Mike?
Hear anything juicy?

[lostaddict12]

I saw some weirdo eating a mealworm the other day...not joking...

[mike010295]

that first part was disgusting!

what's the second part mean?

i'm sure this won't get answered and instead lostaddict12 will go off topic once again

[Losty McLost]

Look, all I'm saying is, when the monster grabbed the pilot, it disemboweled him, then fed the organs to Jacob. Okay?

And additionally, tranquertiousoniam. Got it?

I have a really bad habit of not answering questions, so don't expect an answer if you do ask about the points I just made. ;)

[TheWhisperer]

No, Losty, your theory doesn't make any sense.

[lostaddict12]

What is Losty going on about? Something about monsters and fried oysters?

[Link McCloud]

Oh Losty, you and your crazy theories. :p

[Losty McLost]

Here's my theory: The monster is made from fried oysters. Also, Jacob eats organs, which explains the pilot's murder.

Does that make any sense?

[GoldenB]

OH MY GOD!! Losty, what is your theory about that!?

[chubbychickenz431]

I heard Losty has a theroy about the monster!

[GoldenB]

Does ANYONE have a theory about the monster!?

[lostaddict12]

The monster is so weird and mysterious, I don't even have a distinct theory about it!

[TheWhisperer]

On another note (Can you tell I want to change the subject? :o)- who has theories on the Monster?

[mike010295]

that's really odd. i don't think i'll ever look at whisp the same way again

[chubbychickenz431]

Whisp got punched, kissed, kicked, and run over all at the same time!

[mike010295]

hm... i don't know what to talk about.....

I KNOW

let's discuss whisp's personal secrets

[Losty McLost]

:eek: What was that? Let's change the subject...

Does anyone know what we should talk about?

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Well, since you asked, I've only eaten my own vomit once.

[Losty McLost]

That's a disgusting question! Who would answer that? :eek:

[NickN67]

Sometimes dogs eat their own poop but does anyone here eat their own vomit?

[Malion]

Speaking of Joop.
I just saw a dog, eating poop.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I agree. They should totally put more stuff in from the Lost Experience into the show. I really want to see Joop running around the island with a long grey beard.

[Malion]

TLE and LOST should cross over.... so... you know, TLE actually becomes relavant.

[The Smiley-Faced Balloon]

The person who posts after me should be banned. :p

[Losty McLost]

Speaking of punishments, who do you guys think should be banned from LP?

[NickN67]

I was watching a LOST episode when some fingerprints on the DVD forced it to pause on a Jackface. I couldn't get it to continue playing or eject for a few minutes.

[Malion]

I'm going to make a sculpture of jack... you know, to put flowers in.

I'll call it my Jackvase.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I'm not sure what I'm getting my mother for Christmas. Hey Mali, what are you making your mom for the holiday?

[Losty McLost]

I'm annoyed. The shop didn't have the CD I wanted to buy for my mum for Christmas.

What about you, DRD? What are you getting your mother?

[NickN67]

Well I guess that's what happens when you don't listen, and you think you're "all that and a bag of chips". Shame on you.

Anyways, does anyone know what they are giving their mother for Christmas?

[Malion]

I thought I was all that... and a bag of chips. Unfortunately due to my hearing loss I stepped in the street and was hit by a bus today. I may not live. Could you mourn with me?

[NickN67]

Geez. People will say anything to get sympathy from you and try to weasel you out of some money. Oh, look here comes one of those people right now.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Speaking of unexpected phone calls, have you received any lately Losty?

[Malion]

I just got a call... I won a boat... made of chocolate.
Too bad I have to give the people my kidney to claim the prize.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I totally agree with you...wait...what is that noise? Sounds like Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time". Oh it's just Malion's cell phone. Hey Malion, your cell phone is ringing!

[lostaddict12]

I hate Britney Spears. Don't you?

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

As a matter of fact, I completely disagree with you. Britney Spears is NOT a good mother. What do you think about it, la12?

[mike010295]

I wish everyone could see how great of a mother Brittney Spears is

[chubbychickenz431]

Anyonr have an opinion on Britney Spears?

[mike010295]

let's change the subject. this is just wierd, awkward, and disgusting

[chubbychickenz431]

I saw a guy get turned inside out when he got hi by a car yesterday!

[mike010295]

one time i hit an animal with my car. anyone else have car hitting stories?

[chubbychickenz431]

Anyone got some stories they wanna share? Havent heard a good one in a while...

[lostaddict12]

i'm bored...i want a bedtime story

[mike010295]

*innuendo*

lol that was the most innapropriate joke i've ever heard

[chubbychickenz431]

KK Heres a joke!

One day, i saw a bare naked man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I know way better jokes, but they are too long, and we only have so little time...)

[lostaddict12]

I was at the hospital when I heard on the intercom:
"Calling Dr. Jorgens? Dr. Hugh Jorgins?"

*innuendo*
Any other inappropriate jokes?

[mike010295]

don't say anything innaproriat.

i'm looking at you c4 and la

[GoldenB]

Let's play a game!

[lostaddict12]

anyone think of a way to take advantage of Linkitis? like a game or something?

[mike010295]

i have major linkitis

[lostaddict12]

who gets linkitis? besides me? i always get it...

[GoldenB]

Okay Lost Addict, if you have to know so bad, I saw a drunk vomit and then a pigeon ate it!

[lostaddict12]

I wanna hear another really gross story!!! *cute puppy face*

[Malion]

So I was eating some eggs... and they weren't completely cooked. Oh my.

http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ugly_dog2.jpg

[ADDICTEDTOTHESHINDIG]

Does anyone hear that horrific snarling?

[Malion]

I just bought the new U2 album.

[lostaddict12]

So, Mals, where have you been?

[Link McCloud]

Hey Malion, welcome back.

[Malion]

Well... I'm back.

http://www.warofthering.net/ahobbitstale/movies/illustcript_rotk_100.jpg

[lostaddict12]

So...hm. It's kinda boring with Malion gone.

i like hobbits...

[Malion]

I'm off. Gotta go buy a CD.

[GoldenB]

It's going to be sooo fun without Malion!!!

Do you like hobbits?

[lostaddict12]

aww..don't leave malsies...:(

[Malion]

I'm going to leave in a minute.
I hear the new U2 album is out... I gotta go check it out.

[NickN67]

Small bills in a discreet suitcase will suffice. Any new music this week?

[Malion]

So, I'm going to hand you the money near 7th avenue. I'll be wearing a Pink Hoodie. How do you want the cash?
No cops.

[chubbychickenz431]

I the money you owe me from the buisness we did down in tampa...do it in secret! Post all plans later!

[mike010295]

anyone else have any top secret plans they'd like to be secretive about but really give away their entire plan?

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Shhh! Keep it down, mike010295 is wearing a wire and going in on a sting operation.

[Losty McLost]

So, anybody want to hear where I hid the money I "borrowed"? It's a really secret location!

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

No, I'm sure of it! I left the briefcase full of cash right here! It was right next to Losty!

[NickN67]

That's a good Sea Shantie you were just singing mate. How about this one?

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."

[Malion]

I think it's time for a song!

Here On My Island the sea says hello
Dolphins are waving their hands wherever I go
There’s a song on the breeze
And a home in there trees
Friends I can talk with whenever I please

[Losty McLost]

What a pointless post!

Ugh, I'm bored. Anybody want to make things more interesting? Words that are said to a certain tune and rhythm, perhaps?

[Malion]

I'll give some cash to whoever wants it.

[Losty McLost]

Wow! And it's seventeen years old? I wouldn't accept that offer...

Anybody have any other interesting offers?

[Malion]

Well my only daughter just turned seventeen, so she's legal.
Anyone willing to marry her?

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

The judge said I should have been more knowledgeable about the local parental consent laws before I did it. Anybody know what the legal age is around these parts?

[Losty McLost]

You're joking, right? I can't believe that.

Oh, and DRD, before I forget, how did it go? What did the judge say?

[mike010295]

did you know drd was arrested earlier?

[chubbychickenz431]

anyone wanna tel me something i dont know? Other then that last obvious post!

[mike010295]

my name is mike010295

[chubbychickenz431]

anyone wanna tell me something? Anything! I am so bored!

[mike010295]

you deserve to be banned

that's all i have to say

[Malion]

.su evas,su pleh ,namdam a si poolF

[mike010295]

the only thing i hate more then that is when people just bang on their keyboard

[Malion]

The only thing I hate is when people don't bother to read backwards.

?uoY

[mike010295]

let's talk about what we hate

[Malion]

Let's talk about things that we should talk about.

[teroriztahh]

what shall we do????? talk??!!!

[NickN67]

Wow. Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Man it's getting boring around here.

[Ikkl Genius]

So... Who wants to talk about twine?

[whereischom]

I, for one would find it more interesting to talk about twine

[Losty McLost]

I think we should stay on that subject. Unless you have a better idea?

[whereischom]

Im getting a little bored of talking about Expose, Anyone else think we should talk bout something else?

[Losty McLost]

And don't forget the part where Boone runs up to Nikki and asks her for a pen. Classic, classic stuff. ;)

[Ikkl Genius]

My favourite part of that episode is Sun getting bad-ass on Sawyer.

[whereischom]

Yeah actually that bit was good, Ikkl Genius what was your favourite bit?

[Malion]

I love that it shows a show within the show.
They should have Expose mobisodes.
With Billy Dee returning as Mr. LaShade/Cobra.

[Ikkl Genius]

That's enough hate talk. >:-(

Surely there's an episode of LOST we all like, what about Expose?

[Malion]

Yeah, I know... Walkabout was Terrible too.
Especially the Man behind the Curtain and the Pilot.
All poorly made.

At least we can agree that Stranger in a Strange Land was ok.

[Losty McLost]

Speaking of horrors, can you remember how truly awful Live Together, Die Alone was? All that action and character development - it makes me sick. Thank goodness for plots like the black horse, and characters like Nikki and Paulo, so thoroughly developed. :)

[Malion]

Can you believe the latest season had more Michael Emerson than Emilie De Ravin... for shame.

They are replacing all the good actors with poor ones.
Pretty soon it'll just be boring characters like Locke, Desmond, and Sayid.

We need more Jate/Skate!!!!

[Losty McLost]

I'm with you on that one. I am so tired of actors like Terry O'Quinn and Henry Ian Cusick. Terry shouldn't have won that Emmy. It should have been Rodrigo Santoro.

[Malion]

You'll never believe what I just heard... some people are annoyed by Matthew Fox! What's up with that! If anyone is annoying, it's Naveen Andrews.

[mike010295]

i'm annoyed be matthew fox

[Ikkl Genius]

You're kidding right? Vincent was very poorly cast!

Now Matthew Fox, he has the voice of an angel and can cook really good flans. I find it hard to believe that anyone could dislike him.

[mike010295]

ikkl genius, i think you'd be very good at the part of vincent

[Ikkl Genius]

That's interessting. In other news, Madison has been the latest cast member arrested for drink driving and has been sacked. I wonder who'll play Vincent now.

[Link McCloud]

Wow! I didn't know that!!

[mike010295]

lost is goning into season 4!!!

[lostaddict12]

anyone have any new spoilers?

[mike010295]

i need to hear something intresting

[lostaddict12]

Anyone wanna hear about the skin on my thumb that's coming off?

[mike010295]

would someone say something?

[Link McCloud]

Hello? Is anyone on?

[Malion]

Why do people always ignore me?

[Link McCloud]

Lalalalaalala I can't hear you.

[mike010295]

ninjas are stupid

[lostaddict12]

HAHAAA Malion just proved to Link that Charlie is dead!!! Can't deny it now!

[Link McCloud]

Doesn't matter, he's alive.

[mike010295]

wait, I'm confused, how did pedro do that?

[Malion]

In the deleted sceen. Pedro gets voted president, and with his powers, he zaps Charlie through the chest, killing him instantly.

[lostaddict12]

Wasn't there some Lost reference in Napoleon Dynamite?

[Malion]

We all know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

[Link McCloud]

So Malion, what's up with you?

[Malion]

Ask me anything, anything!

[Link McCloud]

I'm bored. Who wants to do some question/answers?

[mike010295]

let's talk about calculus!

[Malion]

School is cool!

[lostaddict12]

yay i don't have school today!

[whereischom]

lostaddict12 should'nt you be at school? :p

[Malion]

Hey Chom... Lostaddict told me to tell you... youve got an avatar light out.

[Losty McLost]

So...does anybody have anything to announce to Chom?

[whereischom]

A light out? what light?

[Malion]

Lights out Chom.

[whereischom]

nah I doubt it,
anyway I'm tiered, I'm off to bed, good night everyone

[Malion]

You could look like Danny Tamberelli... maybe.

[whereischom]

Yeah you look just like him.. If I squint and look through frosted glass with the sun in my eyes! :p

[mike010295]

oh my God that's creepy

i've been told i look like eko before

[Malion]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9506/malsawyermc6.jpg

[mike010295]

anyone on here a celebrity look-alike?

[whereischom]

I had a similar experiance today actually, I was walking down my road when I saw someone walking the opposite way who looked just like Anthony Cooper!

[lostaddict12]

I coulda sworn I saw Hurley in a car next to me the other day!

[mike010295]

oh, lostaddict, that stinks, so what happened right before you crashed your car into that pole?

[Malion]

Did you hear about LA... he totally crashed his Lexus into a pole, a light pole that is. :p

[lostaddict12]

psst...malion...don't tell anyone...i crashed a car into a pole...and whatever you do don't call me a he...

[Ikkl Genius]

Hey guys. Sorry to interupt that scientific debate of yours but this is really important. My pole, my precious, precious pole has been damaged. Anyone know who did it?

[lostaddict12]

No, the three-toed sloth (Slothius tridactylus) is native to Northeastern Assyria in an area with strong electromagnetic fluctuations as the result of a natural Casimir effect.

[GoldenB]

LostAddict, I think my favorite animal would be the three toed sloth because they're from France!

[mike010295]

so, what's everyone's favorite animal?

[chubbychickenz431]

Im tired of this days-without-post on this thread! Its like... dead!

Someone! Anyone! make conversation!!!!!!

[Malion]

Nobody say anything... but C4 was diagnosed with short-term memory loss.

[lostaddict12]

Any new interesting info from the inner circle, mals?

[Malion]

Just got back from the inner circle, and boy are my arms tired....

...

...

...
I don't get it.

[lostaddict12]

Malion's typing isn't going so great. What did you do to your arms?

[Malion]

Well I'm back with my arms, and they are Eggsausted.

[lostaddict12]

Malion? Oh, he had to go get his arms back, they were stuck in a circle.

[Ikkl Genius]

While we're on the subject has anyone actually seen Malion? I wanted to ask him about those polar bears he knows so much about.

[mike010295]

I heard Malion got mauled by a polar bear

[Malion]

Hey guys how's it going I... oh my god, what is that...
no!
Get off...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[whereischom]

OK nobody move, polar bears are attracted to movement...

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I was just sitting here watching TV, and one of those scary Coca-Cola Polar Bears jumped into the living room.

[whereischom]

haha, really? and what was the nightmare about?

[mike010295]

i had a nightmare last night

[chubbychickenz431]

Wow! Sounds pretty cooL! on another note, how did you slep last night???

[mike010295]

i wish chubs could just go away and die

[GoldenB]

Mike, if you were granted the wish of who would die on LP, who would you pick?

[mike010295]

i wish i could pick someone to die

[mike010295]

i'm grumpy

[chubbychickenz431]

Hiw do you feel atm?

[chubbychickenz431]

Post one very different thing about yourself.

[mike010295]

time for chubs to say something wierd

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

What did the amputation remove, Mike?

[mike010295]

i had an amputation today

[GoldenB]

Who likes amputations?

[mike010295]

i love amputations!

[Malion]

I think Mike is a little hard of hearing...

Hey, I don't appreciate that allegation.

[mike010295]

malion, did you, by any chance, kill my sister?

[Malion]

Gosh, sorry guys... just got back from the barn.
This cow was going nuts, so we had to put her down.

[Link McCloud]

Where's Malion gone?

[chubbychickenz431]

Whooo! Good one! Thats so funny! Hahahahaha- oh! Wait a second here! Were missing someone! But who?

[mike010295]

okay, i've got a really funny joke!

once, chubbychickens was smart!

lololololololol!

[whereischom]

that wasnt funny, they're a great band! ;)
anyone got a joke that is funny?

[lostaddict12]

I got a good one...John Lennon, Britney Spears and Beethoven walk into a bar. They all order (*innuendo*) screwdrivers!!! HAHAHA!!!

[Ikkl Genius]

That was pretty funny but I prefer jokes about people George Bush doesn't know about.

[lostaddict12]

guess what? i just saw something involving Al Gonzalaz getting waterboarded!

[Ikkl Genius]

Yes, I guess Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are geniuses but Al Gonzalaz will always be my favourite celebrity.

[Malion]

http://www.airmassive.com/wasabi/archives/paris_nicole.jpg
OMG they is so genius!

[lostaddict12]

Hey Malion! Who's your future wife?

[Losty McLost]

Her? She's your future wife? Well, I suppose it's possible, but how would you manage to do that?

And what about anyone else? Anyone else got any future wives they wish to share?

[mike010295]

http://z.about.com/d/lost/1/0/5/4/-/-/16-Eko-Baptize-Claire.jpg

i'll marry her someday

[chubbychickenz431]

http://z.about.com/d/lost/1/0/5/4/-/-/16-Eko-Baptize-Claire.jpg

i'll marry her someday

hey! Emilies mine!!!

Anyways... who do you think you will marry someday?

[whereischom]

Hmm... I wonder if it's possible to quote someone from the future...

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I heard that he invented a time machine, then brought back a book of quotes and a sports almanac...just like Biff did in Back to the Future II.

[mike010295]

mike, you are such a *&^#@&@#!!

that was so inaproprite i had to edit it

[chubbychickenz431]

mike, you are such a whiny little cotton-headed-ninnie-muggins!!!

[GoldenB]

Chubby, quit asking me about the pie!! You're obsessed!!

[chubbychickenz431]

Yo, GB! I know that i have pmed you a bout 12-30 times, but i need too know: What kind of pie did you say it was in your last post?

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

Chubby, I think GoldenB really likes it when you send lots of unsolicited PM's.

[Malion]

Chubby won't stop sending GB PMs... and I'm not sure why.

[Dharma Ranch Dressing]

I like the forum changes, too. But what's this about some users abusing the PM system I hear?

[Malion]

I lurve da forum changes... they are dy-no-mite!

Oy, did you hear about the abuse?