What if.....

[Black Rock]

I saw this game on another site, I thought it might be fun. It's sort of like the question game in that I will start with a question and the next person answers and ends with a question. But it is all "what if" questions to do with Lost. I thought it could be anther way to pass the time



What if Jack didn't get on the plane?

[KittyLili114]

Then nobody could "save" Ben.

What if Locke had been eaten by the Polar Bear?

[cya in anotha life brotha]

they would have no knives and would never find a hatch.

What if Desmond hadn't been in the hatch when the losties opened it?

[scocub]

They wouldn't have found his boat and Sun wouldn't have killed an other.

What if the plane cockpit had fallen into the ocean instead of the jungle?

[KittyLili114]

Then the pilot would have drowned instead of getting killed by Smokie.

What if Hurley had jumped off the cliff?

[Pearl]

He would be now with his friend Dave.

What if Boone had survived?

[Jackface]

Then perhaps Shannon wouldn't have died [chain of events leading to her death]

What if Ben didn't have a tumor?

[KittyLili114]

Then maybe they wouldn't have kidnapped Jack.

What if Kate hadn't picked Sawyer?

[lostgaffke]

"What if Hurley had jumped off the cliff?"

Then there would have been a Tidal Wave larger than any in recorded history :eek:

[Black Rock]

Then we wouldn't have a hot sex scene before the break!


What if Walt never got kidnapped?

[KittyLili114]

Michael wouldn't have killed Libby and AL.

What if Libby had still been alive when Desmond came back?

[cya in anotha life brotha]

Michael wouldn't be screaming waaaalllltt!!!Also 2 other losties would still be alive.

What would happen if they never met french lady? Rosseau?

[Cerberus]

Then they would have sailed out and ended up back on the island, and the Tail Section wouldn't have beaten the Sawyer, Jin, and Michael so badly, and they would have all gone back to the main beach together, Sawyer in good health, and Michael wouldn't have gone insane, Libby and Ana-Lucia would still be alive, and the Losties would still have Ben... and he'd be spilling his guts right about now, in the hopes that he'd get surgery.

Then Sayid would have found out where that damn cable goes!!

If Libby were alive, Desmond's head would have exploded like Arzt.

What if Sawyer hadn't conned away all the guns?

[Black Rock]

Then we may have seen that army they were talking about.

What if Sawyer was a lawyer?

[KittyLili114]

He would be putting together a good case for Ben against Jack.

What if Kate was Jack's sister?

[Whispers16]

Then it's a good thing they weren't "caught in a net."


What if Hurley had eaten the sea urchin Jin offered him?

[Black Rock]

He would have had another meal.

What if Nikki is one of the others?

[Pearl]

What if Kate was Jack's sister?

Then George Lucas could sue Lost for plagiarism!!
Sawyer-Kate-Jack= Luke-Leia-Han

[KittyLili114]

What if Nikki is one of the others?

Then someone needs to kill her soon.

What if Sun has Michael's baby?

[Pearl]

Then it would be impossible for her to deny it.

What if Juliet was a man?

[KittyLili114]

Haha. Jack might be in for a little surprise. ;)

What if Alex is Ben's daughter?

[Black Rock]

Then he will have a lot of explaining to do, Danielle will be upset.

What if Penny crashes on the Island?

[KittyLili114]

Then Desmond will be happy and they can be stuck together.

What if Penny crashes on the Island and finds Desmond staying in Claire's tent? ;)

[Jackface]

They'll have a threesome. :):):)

What if Vincent is Smokey?

[4-8-15-16-23-42=108]

Then they didn't really leave the Island!

What if Jack can't work the fish biscuit machine?

[KittyLili114]

Haha, then he isn't very smart and he is going to starve.

What if Charlie is Claire's brother?

[Black Rock]

Then I feel sorry for them, for different reasons. I think Charlie would go off the deep end.

What if Michael comes back without Walt?

[SWANiACHi!]

Then I will watch S4 with subtitles and no sound.
"They took my boy" another seven hundred times...no way

What if AL and Jack had wound up landing on each other's respective sides of the island?

[Lost On Craphole Island]

Then the whole plot would be changed. I don't know how though.

What if Sayid is Saddam's son?

[misskitty211980]

Then he'll get pissed when he finds out his Daddy is dead.

What if Shannon had known that Jack let her Daddy die?

[Waterlily]

Then she wouldn't have entrusted Boone to Jack's care.

What if Locke never regained the use of his legs in the pilot and was confined to his wheelchair for the series?

[Cerberus]

Then Boone would be alive, Jack would have fallen off a cliff, and Desmond would be have let the Swan implode the whole world?

What Claire's pen had worked during the adoption proceedings?

[KittyLili114]

Then maybe she and her annoying accent wouldn't be on the Island.

What if Jack's dad is still alive?

[lostgaffke]

Who says he's not alive?

[KittyLili114]

Well,
What if he is?

[lostgaffke]

Then someone has some splainin' to do.

What if Jack and Juliet had kids?

[Cerberus]

They'd gather them around the fireplace with hot chocolate and popcorn and tell them grand stories about the Island where they met, and the tumultuous times that followed. And they would always speak fondly of a true hero, who figured out what was going on, even when no one would believe him, and sacrificed himself to save them all - John Locke.

What if Sun hadn't shot Colleen?

[cya in anotha life brotha]

Then Pickett wouldn't be so intent on killing Sawyer.

What if Locke was still held down by his wheelchair?

[lostgaffke]

He would need a handicap ready Hatch.

What if Ben is "Him".

[Cerberus]

Then a lot of people on this forum who have grand theories will be disappointed.

What if Ben had killed Ana-Lucia?

[lostgaffke]

The Michael would still be running around saying "Waaaaaaaallllllt".

[KittyLili114]

What if the person before you doesn't ask a "what if"?!?! :confused:

[tiramealasaranas2005]

Then the whole thread gets screwed up until i save the day.

What if LOST didn't exist?

[Jackface]

I'd be following Prison Break, and feel an emptiness in TV

What if you won 156 million dollars?

[KittyLili114]

I would go to Australia. ;)

What if the hatch had never imploded?

[Waterlily]

Then Desmond never would've been nekkid in the jungle.

What if the island was in Ireland?

[LOST Trekman]

Then the weather would be much worse and people would be shorter.

What if Locke is really a "bad guy"?

[KittyLili114]

Then we are in for some interesting episodes.

What if Walt is related to Rose ?

[Waterlily]

Then Rose will start wandering the island yelling, "Waaaaaaalt!"

What if the answer to all the mysteries is aliens?

[KittyLili114]

That will be really lame.

What if Bernard and Rose work for Dharma?

[Waterlily]

Then they aren't doing a very good job. ;)

What if Kate is pregnant with Sawyer's spawn?

[Whispers16]

Then their baby will either be -- 1: taken by the Others, or 2. raised by someone else while Kate and Sawyer are in prison after (if) they get off the island.


What if the numbers are no longer cursed because the hatch imploded?

[Waterlily]

Then Hurley's gonna have a lot of fun spending all that dough when he gets off the island! ;)

What if Desmond had met Libby on the island?

[Mutant36 is lost]

Then hurley would have some competition oh ho ho desmond

What if desmond never came back to the island?

[KittyLili114]

Then Locke wouldn't have any help in the hatch.

What if Desmond sacrifices his life for Claire?

[Waterlily]

Then Charlie's gonna be hard pressed to get "any".

What if Aaron controls the smoke monster?

[KittyLili114]

Then he did it from inside his mommy's belly.

What if the Losties turn into cannibals?

[Waterlily]

Then Hurley's breakfast.

What if they (K, J, S) had seen the Hydra Island before they were taken?

[KittyLili114]

Then they would have gone to it on the sailboat.

What if everyone dies and Paulo takes the "leader" position?

[TaxRelief]

everything in the universe totally stops and reverses.

What if Transformers were real?

[Waterlily]

What if everyone dies and Paulo takes the "leader" position?

If everyone dies then, Paulo will have no one to lead.

What if the one thing that could save the Losties, has been right there on the island the whole time, in plain sight?

[pyrefly]

Then Jack will be very angry and get all incredible hulk on us, and Locke will probably say something witty about it being fate that they didn't notice it.

What if Claire kicks the bucket?

[Waterlily]

Then Charlie will get all "I want the baby!", but the Losties will vote that Sun gets Aaron because she's pregnant and can't go on dangerous missions anyway. (Her or Rose.)

What if we're all having the same dream and this show, LOST, doesn't really exist?

[nowism]

then i think i might regain my sanity . . . . doubt it . . . but could happen

what if the hatch door map . . . . is still ok . . . as it "could withstand a nuclear blast" . . . .

[KittyLili114]

Then Locke better find a black light and some where to plug it in at.

What if Locke dies on the way to find Patchy?

[Waterlily]

Then Nikki will say something obvious about how Locke could have avoided death and Locke will roll over in his grave. ;)

What if the show LOST never existed? :eek:

[KittyLili114]

Then I would have nothing to do online. :)

What if LOST gets canceled midseason!?

[Waterlily]

I would cry if it gets cancelled ANYTIME before the mysteries are solved and the answers revealed. I might need therapy. ;)

What if Jack wakes up and the first 6 epis of season 3 were all a dream?

[Aidz]

Then Jack would go back to sleep and dream the next 16 episodes.

What if it turned out that Ben was a girl ??

[Waterlily]

Then Tom would be sad. :p

What if the arm that Vincent is carrying belongs to one of Danielle's science team?

[cya in anotha life brotha]

Then Vincent would possibly get infected, and cause an outbreak on the losties.
What if the hand was from the staue people?

[Aidz]

then everyone 5th finger would drop off.

what if libby came back to life???

[Waterlily]

Then LOST would truly be in the "zombie" 7th season.

What if Rousseau is really part of the Others and is just pulling a long-con on the Losties to gain an advantage for the Others?

[Aidz]

then sayid would kill rousseau

What would happen if the island exploded ???

[KittyLili114]

Then everyone would die.

What if Sawyer falls in love with Nikki?

[Waterlily]

Then Kate will take her out back and shoot her. (Or blow up her tent on the beach.) ;)

What if LOST gets cancelled before they give us the "answer"?

[KittyLili114]

I will eat my expired Apollo bar in hopes that it will kill me.

What if "him" is actually a "her"?

[Waterlily]

Then I would shout, power to the women! j/k ;)

What if the others were friendly and introduced themselves on the first day that the Losties crashed?

[Cerberus]

Then they could have saved lives and ensured trust from the Losties, who would in turn act trustworthy and not go where the Others said not to. But noooOOOoooo... better to send killers and kidnappers!.

What if Sawyer had not been on the plane?

[shawnods]

Then Kate and Ana Lucia would have had a cat-fight over Jack.
What if Desmond hadn't "killed" Kelvin?

[KittyLili114]

Then Kelvin would kill Desmond for almost killing him.

What if Desmond had left with Kelvin on the sailboat?

[GreyMass]

Then the stench would be horrible in a couple of days.

What if Walts mom hadn't died?

[Aidz]

Then walt probably would have never set foot on the island.

what if Michael washed up on the hydra island dead ???

[Waterlily]

Then whomever found him (Losties or Others) would wonder where Walt was.

What if Kelvin had been around when the Losties crashed and ran into Sayid?

[Thtaperson]

the kelvin would have took sayid to the hatch to help desmond push the button.

what if locke hadn't banged on the hatch door that day when the light came on (1x19 was it?).

[Waterlily]

Then Desmond would've given up and the hatch would've imploded 108 minutes after the last time he pushed the button.

What if you could only get one mystery answered by the end of this season?

[KittyLili114]

Then it better be a pretty big mystery.

What if the Island blows up at the end of season and the Losties have to drift around on pieces of wood?

[Waterlily]

The the dharma shark will be eatin' good! (Seriously, again...shark phobia here) :o

What if the others pit the polar bear against the dharma shark as entertainment?

[KittyLili114]

Then it will only take the bears two hours to lose.

What if the animals take over the Island ala Planet of the Apes?

[Jackface]

Then it would be called "Planet of the Bears"

What if Boone had knocked up Shnnon?

[Cerberus]

Then the fact that Ana-Lucia shot a pregnant woman would be excellently ironic!!

What if Juliet turns on everyone and is holding them all hostage with a submachine gun, but is crushed from above by a Dharma food drop? :D

[KittyLili114]

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
I don't like Juliet very much.

What if LOST gets turned into a broadway musical?

[Thtaperson]

then i'd watch it if it came to england (does this happen to broadway musicals?)

what if otherville catchs fire?

[Aidz]

then ben would cry

What if the monster was really a koala ???

[Thtaperson]

then he would be in the guiness book of records for worlds largest koala

what if pala is a typo of koala?

[Aidz]

then it would be a very odd typo

What if sun gave birth to ben ( at his current age ) ???

[Thtaperson]

then sun would be part of the dharma life extension project to look like that in her 60's/70's

[Aidz]

no, what i meant was the baby inside sun at the moment is ben at his current age.

[Thtaperson]

then the island would be in sun's womb (aswell as sun(what a paradox))

what if you discovered your life was the truman show?

[Aidz]

i would walk up some invisible stairs at the egde of the sea and wave goodbye.

[KittyLili114]

What if Vincent is actually Walt?

[Aidz]

then he would malt like mad !!!!
what if michael washed up as a squirrel ???

[KittyLili114]

Then Vincent would chase him.

What if the trees are the ones who whisper?

[nowism]

then we blame the hobbit . . .

what if jae is the father . . .

[KittyLili114]

Then Jin will be deeply hurt.

What if Jin kills Sun?

[Waterlily]

Then he could be potentially killing his own child.

What if Sun never has her baby on the show?

[KittyLili114]

I don't think she ever will.

What if Sun has her baby this season?

[Felipe_BCK]

he/she would be kidnapped by the Others...

what if Desmond have had the 4 dollars to pay the coffee??

[Thtaperson]

then libby would be slightly richer

what if the island was made of metal?

[Felipe_BCK]

the hatch door would be wooden :p

what if eko had got on the plane without yemi?

[Thtaperson]

do you mean instead of?
then yemis church would still be around

what if otherville was a huge metropolis?

[Felipe_BCK]

(that's what i meant)

Othersville would have an airport and 815 had arrived safe:D

what if Julliet didn't have a video camera?

[Thtaperson]

then she wouldnt be able to make jack harm ben without him knowing.

what if the failsafe key hadn't fitted?

[Felipe_BCK]

i would've commited suicide!

what if Des had read Penny's letter at jail?

[Thtaperson]

then kelvin would be on his own, still pushing the button.

what if the lockdown paint run out?

[Grizzlebees215]

then Locke would never have been able to take eko to "the question mark"

What if Hurley had never found the dharma stockpile?

[Thtaperson]

did he? oh well, then ben would have died (think about it)

what if the cable was for the others TV's?

[Grizzlebees215]

then it would be easy to show Jack the world series and cartoons.

What if Ben never came back during the lockdown?

[Felipe_BCK]

locke would still be caught on the blastdoor

what if Pickett were more friendly?

[Thtaperson]

then sawyer would be less hurt

what if the hydra island is the bigger of the two islands?

[Grizzlebees215]

then season 3: part 2 will be a mind boggler.

What if Kate wasn't crazy when she made out with Jack

[Felipe_BCK]

i'd think is an other :eek:

what if i tell you at the beginning i thought Lost was another lame serial?

[Thtaperson]

then i wouldnt listen to you like i didnt listen to anyone else who said that

what if a another plane crashed on the island in not in portland?

[Felipe_BCK]

i would be waiting for more hot chicks to appear xD

what if the others have chris shepard and yemi's bodies??

[Thtaperson]

then i wouldnt be suprised,

what if patchy is ben?

[Grizzlebees215]

then ben grew 5 inches and got some heart.

What if Lost is Dharma's latest experiment?

[Thtaperson]

then the DHARMA initiative would be real

what if the island is the Isle of Wight?

[Grizzlebees215]

then I'd know what that was. Hahahah I'm sorry I coulda looked it up, but 530am, I'm not motivated.

What if the vaccine was the key to escaping the island?

[Thtaperson]

the the islands keyhole would be unusual

i take it your not english unlike me

what if the island was made out of salt dough?

[Grizzlebees215]

Then Hurley would be happy as a kid in a ty shop.

What if Marvin Candle's arm was lost in a fishing accident?

[Thtaperson]

then him and jin would have a lot to talk about

what if suns baby was lockes son/daughter?

[Grizzlebees215]

then Locke would be a dead man once Jin found out(i love this forum)

What if Jae Lee never head butted Jin's car from 10 stories up?

[Thtaperson]

then it wouldnt need repairing(his car)

what if there was a floating invisible wall infront of where the plane was breaking up?

[Grizzlebees215]

omfg what?? then it would be feasible that ethan could run 40 miles in the snow barefoot to the crash site.

[Thtaperson]

"then the wreckage would fall on otherville" was the kind of answer i was looking for :)

[Grizzlebees215]

hahah i lost

[Thtaperson]

ok lets start again

what if ben was a smoker?

[Grizzlebees215]

then jack would be fixing a lung not a back tumor(or was it cancer?)

Ok what if Juliet WAS hot like Jacks ex-wife?

[Thtaperson]

then she would live in cityville rather than otherville (as a model)

[Grizzlebees215]

you didnt pose a new what if so I'll answer like this: what if Lost ends next year?

Then I guess I'll have to catch up on 24. Hah!

[KittyLili114]

What if Lost ends next year?
Then it better end with a bang.
And I'll cry...

What if Lost ends THIS season?

[Grizzlebees215]

then I will have really shitty wednesday nights.

What if an E.L.E. size comet is found to be headed earthward? (Extinction Level Event, if you've never seen deep impact.)

[Cerberus]

Then Walt would show up and use his powers to send Bruce Willis up there with a nuke!

What if Vincent were a cat?

[KittyLili114]

Then he is a pretty big cat!

What if Vincent is actually Walt who is actually "him"?

[Jackface]

Then I'll realize somehow I was doing drugs and tripping, and stop doing drugs until it came back to normal.

What if Oceanic 815 crashed in one of the Islands in Hawaii, and it's all a govrnment experiment?

[Cerberus]

Then they're probably funding the experiment by filming them and selling it as a hit show... :eek:

What if Jackface became a mod, but turned out to be an evil mod, banning all those that dared oppose him? :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Jackface]

Then you'd wake up, cause it would only be a nightmare.

What if Jackface becomes a mod, and he loses all his friends because they get jealous? :(

[Waterlily]

Then he will cry because he "has a heart". ;)

What if no losers ever joined Lostpedia and posted to this forum?

[Jackface]

Then he will cry because he "has a heart". ;) Ouch! That was a low blow :(


What if no losers ever joined Lostpedia and posted to this forum?Then it would be utopia.

[KittyLili114]

What if Jackface doesn't post a what if?
Then you move on. :rolleyes:

What if everytime LOST came on, you went blind temporarily?

[Cerberus]

My tears of unholy rage would force my eyes to see... but then explode at the end of the show.... before "Next week on Lost" even comes on :(

What if you cry too many tears of joy when Lost DOEs return, and you can't see it?

[Jackface]

[I got lost with the low blow :(]
Then I'd listen and imagine...

What if Kittylili wasn't so eficient?

[Waterlily]

Then we'd always be stuck.

What if JF took your post the wrong way?

I was being honest. You do have a heart. Now I'm sad that you think I'd post a gut-punch post to you. :(

[Jackface]

Then you'd PM him and set the record straight...

[I don't want to come out as a wimp..]

What if everyone were as nice as WL and KL?

[Waterlily]

Then it would rain daisies and all wars would be morphed into tickle fights. :D

What if Lost was never created (and you didn't know what you were missing)?

[Jackface]

I'd be watching Prison Break and thinking it's the best show ever.

What if they cloned Vincent?

[Cerberus]

Then I'd see if I can pick up a copy.

What if a swarm of tarantulas swept over the Losties' beach?

[KittyLili114]

Then Sawyer would kill them with his bare hands.

What if the trees are made of Snickers bars?

[Waterlily]

Then Hurley will eat Eko's church.

What if the Others are being held captive too?

[KittyLili114]

Then they should join teams with the Losties to kick the other Others' ass.

What if Aaron eats Charlie?

[Waterlily]

Then he will have bad gas. :eek:

What if we run out of what if questions?

[KittyLili114]

Then the thread will die.

What if the "one word story" comes back to life? :0

[Waterlily]

Then someone will keep posting "The End".

What if the sky had turned red instead of violet when the Hatch imploded?

[KittyLili114]

It would still have been creepy.

What if the ocean turned to blood?

[Waterlily]

Then the Losties would need to be on the lookout for Moses.

What if the Black Rock were actually the Titanic?

[KittyLili114]

Then the Island must be at the bottom of the ocean.

What if Tom Cruise washes up on shore of the Island?

[Waterlily]

Then Jack and Sawyer will beat the crap out of his short ass.

What if the sickness is being delusional and thinking you're stuck on an island?

[KittyLili114]

Then... that would be confusing.

What if the Losties are all in comas and are located in the Staff?

[Thtaperson]

then the staff is bigger than we expected

what if the door is the biggest station?

[KittyLili114]

Haha, then that must have been a fake rock wall.

What if Michael comes back and starts screaming "Jaaaaack!"?

[Waterlily]

Then viewers around the world will be grabbing for their mute buttons. :rolleyes: (Or one of the Losties will just slap some sense into him and tell him to shut up.)

What if the Losties were rescued in season 1?

[KittyLili114]

Then there wouldn't be much of a storyline left.

What if the Michael rescues everyone at then end of this Season,
and the story continues back in the "real world"?
[sort of like how they escaped from prison so quickly on Prison Break]

[Aidz]

then it wouldn't be the same show.
what if darth vader was luke skywalker's mom???

[KittyLili114]

Then that wouldn't effect LOST in any way.

What if Vincent starts to eat people?

[Jackface]

The smokey will kill him for being a sinner

What if all the dead Losties come back from the dead?

[KittyLili114]

Then Michael better not come around,
or AL will be after him!

What if Ben dies?

[Waterlily]

Then they will ship him off into the sunset with Colleen. And then everyone will boogie. ;)

What if the implosion opened corridors to other hatches?

[KittyLili114]

Then Patchy might get attacked by a boar who wanders into his hatch.

What if Aaron grows into a 15 year old by the end of the season?

[Waterlily]

Then those "nappies" (diapers for those from the US) are gonna look pretty funny on him. :p

What if the dharma shark was just a single-person sub?

[KittyLili114]

Then the sub was full of blood.

What if the producers of LOST let a few very special chosen ones be redshirts for an episode?

[Waterlily]

Then they would squeal in delight!

What if the Black Rock was actually called the Black Smoke?

[Grizzlebees215]

then cigarettes would be black

What if Hurley got lipo?

[Waterlily]

Then he'd need all new clothes.

What if the Losties knew how rich he is?

[Grizzlebees215]

then he'd be a popular mental patient

What if bernard realized his wife was a Bit_h, I'm politically corect.

[Waterlily]

Then he'd have to be in some kind of alternate reality. ;) :p

What if all the Losties traded bodies? (Jack into Sawyer, Charlie into Locke, etc.)

[Grizzlebees215]

then the hobbit would catch boar, the doctor would be cool finally and so on and so forth.

WHat if michael had never been ran over at the exact moment "he was going to get his boy back?"

[Cerberus]

Then there would have been no raft, no Walt kidnapping, no Hunting Party, and they would still have Ben prisoner... well, until the Swan imploded anyways. And there would be no...........

"WAAAAALT!"

What if Jack had tackled his 'father' and gotten him in a choke hold, dragging him back to camp?

[KittyLili114]

Then we would have dragged back a corpse.

What if Juliet is really a man who is really Alex's daddy?

[Waterlily]

Then she's got a great disguise!

What if Alex is Ben's mother?

[KittyLili114]

Then Karl is Ben's daddy. :rolleyes:

What if Henry Gale comes back to life to seek his revenge on Ben?

[Cerberus]

Then either the rumours of an age-acceleration program are true... or time is flowing backwards! Either way, I wanna get Walt and Desmond teamed up to do some serious parapsychological battle with the forces of evil! Or is it forces of good.... hhmmmmm :confused:

Also, zombies make things more fun! Yeah! Two-in-one answer! We might need swords...

What if Hurley is actually 3 midgets in a robotic costume?

[Thtaperson]

then that would explain why he hasnt lsot any weight while on the island

what if jin is jacks brother?

[KittyLili114]

Then Sun is Jack's sister-in-law.

What if Kate has Sawyer's baby?

[Thtaperson]

then he will most proably be jack(the kid)'s friend

[Waterlily]

Then it will smell like strawberry fishbicuits.

What if the show actually did show their bodily functions?

[Cerberus]

Then I'd feel uncomfortable and voyeuristic.... and the ratings would shoot way up in a specific demographic of society who previously could only get their kicks live or on the internet!

What if the Hills are Alive?? :eek:

[Thtaperson]

then they will get angry at keep being stomped on

what if otherville is made out of lego?

[Waterlily]

Then the story takes place in some little kids' backyard.

What if the Hills are Alive with the sound of music? :p

[KittyLili114]

Then that would be lame. :rolleyes:

What if Ben is a cannibal and he wants to eat Sawyer?

[Waterlily]

Then he's going to keep fattening him up on fish bisuits.

What if there was a giant earthquake that broke the Losties' island in 2?

[KittyLili114]

Then there will be one more Island.

What if the Island is a volcano?

[Waterlily]

Then it will continue to grow, unless it is dormant.

What if the plane was crashed on purpose?

[KittyLili114]

Then someone has some explaining to do. :rolleyes:

What if the Others steal Sun?

[Waterlily]

Then they will give her injections and try to steal her baby.

What if Sun and Claire ship their babies off to Dharma daycare?

[KittyLili114]

Haha. Then they could float balls in the air together.

What if Desmond lets Claire die?

[Waterlily]

Then the ripples of that choice will affect Charlie and Aaron, changing their paths.

What if Hurley doesn't come back in 3 hours? (promo)

[Cerberus]

Charlie will probably not tell anyone till the next morning.

What if Jin and Sawyer get drunk and drive the VW?

[KittyLili114]

Then they might end up hitting a tree.

What if Jin and Sawyer get drunk and makeout?

[all JACKed up]

Then Kate and Sun will both be very upset.

What if Kate sees Jin and Sawyer making out and runs and cries to Jack?

[KittyLili114]

The Kate will be crying "ho ho ho".

What if Kate falls for Charlie?

[Freckles]

Then the love scenes would be more believable.

What if they run out of fruit?

[KittyLili114]

Then they might start eating each other!

What if the Island can actually talk?

[Grizzlebees215]

then it'd say "Get off of me"

what if the losties go on a road trip?

[KittyLili114]

Haha. Then they might kill each other.

What if the Losties move to the Others village?

[Grizzlebees215]

Then Sayid would get Ethans job as resident plumber.

What if the Navy suddenly shows up?

[KittyLili114]

Then the Losties will be saved.
Or the Navy will be stuck on the Island with them.

What if the Island is flooded with cats that can talk?

[Grizzlebees215]

hahah what in the world.

Then Jin and Sun could tthe most awesome Korean food restaurant. (thats real gross)

What if they make a Lost movie?

[KittyLili114]

Then I will go see it.

What if you were to be a guest star in an episode?

[all JACKed up]

then i'd be the one sleeping with jack.

what if libby came back to life?

[KittyLili114]

Then she will see Desmond and die again from a heart attack.

What if Desmond is Claire's brother?

[all JACKed up]

Then she will see Desmond and die again from a heart attack.

What if Desmond is Claire's brother?

then Claire's mom got around. A scottish man and an Australian one. :cool:

What if the lostie's get desmond's boat back?

[KittyLili114]

Then Ben will not be happy.

What if Alex kills her own mother?

[all JACKed up]

THEN I WILL GO COMPLETELY INSANE because i don't want Rousseau to die.. especially not that way.

What if patchy is Alex's real father?

[KittyLili114]

Then Rousseau lied about killing her husband.

What if Vincent is Alex's real father?

[Cerberus]

Then Rousseau lied about kill-ing her husband.

And she has good taste - Vincent is purebred!

A-a-a-aaand Alex... gets her looks from both sides of the family equally.

What if Rousseau and Alex had a 'through the jungle' fight?

[KittyLili114]

Thanks Cerberus for pointing out my mistake. :rolleyes:
That would be pretty sweet.

What if Alex falls in love with Claire?

[Cerberus]

Hey, no prob, Kitty - free of charge for you!
I think that would be very sweet. And Rousseau would love it because she'd be getting a grandchild if they got married... she wouldn't have to abduct anymore!

What if Hurley's hug on Rousseau causes her to fall in love with him, since she's so starved for human contact?

[Thtaperson]

then libby would haunt rousseau

what if ben had acsess to the internet (and lostpedia)?

[KittyLili114]

Haha. Then he will know all the Losties future plans.

What if Ben falls in love with Vincent?

[all JACKed up]

Then i'd feel really bad for that puppy.

What if Jin cant catch fish anymore?

[KittyLili114]

Then Bernard will take over as head fisherman.

What if Sun tells Jin about Jae and Jin goes "off" on everyone?

[Waterlily]

Then the Losties can add one more psycho to their list.

What if the LOST writers are actually some of the senior members on this board?:eek:

[all JACKed up]

then maybe they are taking some of our outrageous ideas and using them wisely.

what if Lost ends and it was all one of Locke's crazy dreams. :mad:

[Captain Insano]

I would die happy.

What if you had to take an IQ quiz to be able to become a member of the forums?

[Waterlily]

Then a lot of people would choose a different forum where they didn't have to jump through hoops.

What if proof of your knowledge of lost, via a LOST Trivia questionnaire, determined your rank, not the number of posts?

[Captain Insano]

Then people would cheat off of Lostpedia.

What if Tiki Barber joins the cast of Lost?

[all JACKed up]

then his football career would be in the pits

what if everybody stops posting things about lost and the forums have nothing to do with the show anymore :(

[Captain Insano]

Then we would have to change the name.

What if all JACKed up actually put question marks at the end of interrogative sentences?

[Waterlily]

Then you'd have one less thing to get irritated about. ;)

What if this site gets flooded with noobs on 2/08?

[Captain Insano]

Then I will have one more thing to get irritated about.

What if the Y2K bug was real?

[Waterlily]

Then none of us would be here posting about LOST...or watching it for that matter! :eek:

What if this site crashed for a week?

[all JACKed up]

then maybe it would calm captain insano down, because it was more of a statement than a question.. theres nobody talking about lost anymore..

what if captain insano didn't care so much about punctuation ? :rolleyes:

[Captain Insano]

Then I would find something else to pick at.

What if TaxRelief was conceived on purpose?

[all JACKed up]

that came too late my bad.

[Waterlily]

What if TaxRelief was conceived on purpose?

I have no doubt that TR was conceived on purpose...by some irritating poster who wanted to screw up this site. :mad:

What if this site crashed for a week?

[Captain Insano]

Then we couldn't get on it.

What if Tom Cruise didn't believe he was an alien, or whatever he believes he is?

[Waterlily]

Then there would be less couch-jumping. :rolleyes:

What if Tom Cruise was "Him"?

[Captain Insano]

(First off he would be "IT") Then Katie would be "HER".

What if Gigli was actually a good movie?

[Waterlily]

Then we'd be living in an alternate universe where everything is opposite of what it should be.

What if Cerberus stops playing What If?
http://forum.lostpedia.com/showpost.php?p=34043&postcount=168

[Captain Insano]

Then it would me less smokey in here.

What is people spelled Cerberus' name right?